If Ganymede wakes up, tell him to DRINK.

Came for this and was not disappointed.

I’m surprised that Bayern even showed up -- I thought the entire team, coaching staff, front office and Board of Directors was too busy recruiting Leroy Sane 24 hours per day.

I run a sports nonprofit that hosts programs for adults and youth players, and - historically - programs with combined youth + adult audiences (including many parent/child combos participating together).

What makes Safe Sport a nightmare is the disturbing lack of guidance from the Dept of Justice on how the law would…

Right?  Falls Church is a beacon of progressive hope compared to the I-81 corridor.  Go spend a day in Grundy, VA and that will dispel any notion that Falls Church or its surrounding areas are holding back social progress.

I’m convinced southern MD is the worst part of America. Even eastern Kentucky is better than southern MD, thanks to the more diverse topography.

He used to play for Napoli.  It’s an unspoken rule that you don’t celebrate goals against your former team (assuming you & that team parted ways on good terms).

As the Executive Director of a sports nonprofit (ultimate frisbee) in a major US city, this article hits close to home. Coed leagues (we call it “Mixed”) is the default format for most recreational-level ultimate, and the sport also features a massive club Mixed division with national & international competitions,…

City fan here. I started drafting a post to explain how far beyond the pale this article is in both tone and substance. I stopped when I realized my comments would have zero impact on your perspective and writing approach.

And yet this website posted a blog in the past 48 hours essentially condoning the public evisceration of a college basketball official and an NFL official. My conclusion was that Deadspin wishes it could punch lots of officials in the face. Am I wrong?

Basketball official here - high school, but not college.

How dairy act that way after his team just got creamed.

When asked for comment, Mauricio Pochettino brazenly admitted that he’s focused on the European Cup of urine. The Carabao Cup of urine is not a squad priority.

I AM a City fan, their squad depth is poor. I believe they have the smallest squad in the Prem in terms of total number of 1st-Team players. If either Stones or Otamendi gets injured, City are in serious trouble with central defense, since Kompany can’t stay fit and Mangala is a nightmare. City also have only two…

They have the best squad depth top-to-bottom of any team in the Prem. That may save them. It helps that Wenger can play teenagers in the Europe League when Prem rivals are forced to play their top 11 to reach knockout stages.

Arsene Wenger is mentioned only once in this faux-article stream of consciousness. And while you’re thorough at pointing out all the nefarious efforts of Arsenal’s “peers” to push for a Prem title, you’ve failed to address the many reasons why Wenger has virtually ensured that Arsenal will not challenge for a Prem…

Pretty sure Serbian athletes take a course in middle-school on Balkan Gamesmanship 101.

Um, hello....I admitted my bias.

Pochettino is a miracle worker. No argument here. But you can’t blast the likes of City overspending gobs of petro-dollars on one hand and not admit on the other that Spurs wage structure is nothing more than close-fisted. This is not overspending on transfers. This is a simple question of paying your best young…

When that day comes, and Tottenham are forced to sell the players