My 9 year old got hooked on Skyrim so I’ll be trying to get him to do something else so he doesn’t play 14 hours of the game straight through again.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Trump has really helped me understand my own family better and vice-versa...which is so much sadder than it sounds. 

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Land son. They aren’t making any more of it in DC.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

<scrolls through a thousand generic Chris Davis doesn't hit what he swings at jokes>

If the players from both teams are tired or start getting hurt, City’s superior depth will really become apparent. And, yes, as a United supporter writing that is like chewing glass.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Barstool offered him a job as Chief Barstool Officer. 

This comment will never have enough stars.

He was being sarcastic.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

My goodness that cartoon is rather spot on but too soft on Drumpf. Personally I think he’d yell at them for obscuring his ball and making him take an extra stroke.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh