Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

it’s a MAGICAL liopleurodon

We’re burying the lede here. Somehow, in contradiction to all the known laws of nature, the O’s started Ubaldo Jimenez against Scherzer, let Ubaldo go almost 8 innings, and DID NOT LOSE.

You’re alright. Nobody worry about you.

Clinton supporters, literally, have no idea what this means.

I may be unusual for this (or showing my age) because I don’t consider Nats, but the O’s, to be the DC Metro team. Camden is 40 miles from Verizon, not actually a big deal. I feel comfortable with this take.

John Wall is playing out of his mind (grading it on a no-father-figure curve, of course).

Cannes he get away with this? Nantes likely. He’s supposed to be a role model to his Nice and nephew.

With that NFL money, he can even afford to buy all the dlc.

Ah, PC gaming getting mainstream.

Gary’s the best.

Hockey misses Gary Thorne. I miss Gary Thorne. So say we all.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

Go to bed, Burneko. You’re drunk.

Sean Spicer then compared it to the Allied invasion of Normandy and the reality/parody circle was completed.

Not my president’s trophy

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

Welcome to Washington sports. We ask that you please remove your hope and hang it in the coat closet to be seated.

Note to Self:

Gets the ankle, no play on the ball.