Arsenal does 10-2 play poorly when facing bigger teams.

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

That was the game of the CL so far (obviously). But someone needs to tell me what the defender next to Kun Aguero was doing when he scored the tying goal. He legit took two steps behind Aguero and let him shoot.

P.S. Fuck Anthony

This is my favorite part of these articles:
I’m Patrick Wyman, and I just finished my PhD on the end of the Roman Empire. It seems pretty silly to me that professional historians don’t actually talk to the general public—why would you spend decades working on something if you don’t want to tell people about it?—so…

Lead us not into relegation, and deliver us from Europa. Amen.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Fallout...ghoulish...

You wrote 1500 words on why City are bad but didn’t mention the goalkeeper? Pep threw down a marker, sent Joe Hart packing, and brought in Bravo because he’s a good passer of the ball. Meanwhile, he hasn’t made a save in 2 matches and Opta says he’s given up 6 more goals than the median alternative. Their defense…

“Yeah, but it’s Pep’s fault” - All of England, especially the media

He’ll obviously have to undergo a series of tests.

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

Players on the winning team will be rewarded with cash bonuses

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Dude’s got 2 steps one gigantic step in before it leaves his hand. Fuck this highlight.

It’s just a chronic wasting of time.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Buffalo Wings FTW!

I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.