Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

“Sd!” - Trump

Look I appreciate where you’re coming from but it’s not fun for me. I have enough anxiety having real arguments and discussions about this shit, I don’t need that from hypothetical ones too. I’ll let someone else take this.

You know DAMN WELL this isn’t about some damn children.

Frightful end to such a troubled life.
Unspeakable in many regards.
Continuing to talk about this should be done with respect.
KKK references are rarely met with objective commentary.
Enough violent dialog, I belive there has been too
Much.

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

That’s because MLK’s letter has often been abridged, which had the effect of turning it into a pure defense of non-violence. What the abridgement does is that if completely deletes the final part of the letter, which is a stern warning to White that non-violence is not an end into itself, it is but one step in the…

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is…

Delete your account.

They are wearing their hypocrisy on their sleeves—indeed, waving it gleefully in our faces—simply for the sake of winning a prize that is losing value even as I write this.