Glitch-speedrunning is the rare virtuosity that gets more boring as it gets better.

I’d make it an 8 step process, because I’m not missing the chance to spit in that motherfucker’s drink.

I don’t like to see people lose their jobs in this pandemic, but-

I felt uncomfortable around them, and instead of making them uncomfortable with my discomfort, I chose to remain in my discomfort.

Are you fucking kidding with this garbage Tom Cruise take? Look, the guy is a fucking corny weirdo, but considering how many rich ASSHOLES we’ve seen just pretending COVID is not a thing so that their precious little lives don’t get the least bit interrupted, it’s fucking REFRESHING to see a celeb take it seriously.…

Earth is home to all humans, borders just separate us, they are an outdated idea that needs to go.

You’d think the MAGAs would be thrilled that finally someone is getting locked up because of Hillary’s emails.

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Her constituents did that already.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

When America sends you people, they aren’t sending their best.

He is, though. He has joined forces with Eric Holder to battle gerrymandering, from a legal standpoint. I think that’s huge.

He gets the biggest free pass.

ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Stabbenfreude

On the one hand, with a little distance, I’d really like to watch this. On the other hand, a lot of the people involved, are so utterly vile and disgusting I don’t know whether I can watch this without bursting a rage aneurysm. Like, I just hate Dotard’s voice and mannerisms so much, whenever I see him, I need to…

Again, I’m a Shrike, not a doctor, but...