Let’s. Fucking. Go.

Cannot wait. Dragon’s Dogma is my favorite game ever. I hope this is releasing soon.

A third alternative to the Pete Davidson or simplified menu explanations for Taco Bell’s increased breakfast sales: Taco Bell put more emphasis on advertising its breakfast, reminding folks that Taco Bell actually offered breakfast. Everybody knows McD’s has breakfast, but they still advertise deals for breakfast…

I have a Long John Silver’s right next to a Taco Bell. Dinner Wednesday is done.

Taco...Wednesday?

My kids BSA goes hard on the popcorn sales because they don’t allow us to fundraise through other methods for the Pack. I assume Girl Scouts are similar, just so the organization can be sure it get their cut. I’ve skipped every year because the pittance collected versus time it takes isn’t worth our time to me. We…

The same reason my dad and the other dads refused to do BSA fundraisers when I was a kid: They can get pennies on the dollar for sales through the BSA or sell hoagies from the local butcher and get $2 out of every $3 hoagie sold.

Oh ok, dude where I work still brings in the paper form for his daughter’s sale and the girls/parents are all out in front of gas stations and supermarkets in my area hustlin’ for that cookie dough.

The vast majority of sales are all online now. Links pushed on coworkers by the parents who really do the selling.

Makes me want to make a donation in the name of “Jonathan Mitchell’s mom lol”

Under normal circumstances, $6 a box would seem expensive, but in the Chicago burbs these days, your basic Nabisco or Keebler or Salerno cookies are all close to that price or exceed it when not on sale. They’re generally larger containers than Girl Scout cookies, but still -- if you’ve spent the last year paying $5…

GS cookies were a fantasitc oppertunity for my kid to learn all kinds of skills and travel the world using cookie sales:

but her emails

Make a donation in HIS name.

We should all do this. He doesn’t need to know if you can only afford to give $5; he can just fucking drown in a pile of “a donation has been made in your name” notes.

He wants names? Give the little piece of shit my name.

Nothing says party of “law and order” like “gives us the names of notable liberal donors to feed to our online domestic terrorists.”

I’d make sure Ken Paxton and the gov are all over the list as well.

I hope he likes Deez Nutz...

That’s ironic because, Manchin’s existence is an abortion