I still remember going to see Planes, Trains & Automobiles when it first came out and I had just turned 7. There was a loud drunken man nearby cussing and yelling at the screen and eventually people had him removed (even I could tell he was drunk just from portrayals of drunk people in the media, my mother didn’t…

Alamo Drafthouse has been around for decades with no issues. In fact people are extra quiet because you can get kicked out for making any noise.

Fun fact!  Most people can have a drink and watch a movie and not be fuckups!  And the ones who can’t?  Were already sneaking booze into the movie.

AMC absolutely has bars.  They even occasionally have good bartenders.  Not, like OFTEN but occasionally.

Exactly. My closest Regal has a bar in the lobby that serves awesome soda and booze slushies.

Might? The AMC theater near me has a bar inside the lobby, and you can see the array for booze from outside through the huge glass window behind the bar. It’s been there for a while.

or it’ll be fine because there are already thousands of theaters where this is already a thing. 

I assume the OP was being sarcastic, but I don’t really see how it’s any different from the bazillion other type of venues that have both alcohol and children present. This would include my home. 

That’s been a thing for a while now. I’ve been to multiple theaters in multiple cities for probably 10 years where you can get drunk. Just push a button/order and they’ll bring more during the movie.

They already do. A lot of movie theaters have bars that serve alcoholic beverages. 

Without Jennifer Aniston’s nipples, the Friends set is much less perky. 

I honestly laughed my ass off when the operator asked how far he fell and he answered, “2,000 feet.” She did NOT see that coming!

Is it? Girl School via Motorhead taught me that the number is 999.

Yep.  Same damn thing

Yeah, but at some point you have to deal with the person in front of you-not the script in front of you. It seems like the operator was slow comprehending the situation and ended up asking seemingly absurd questions...

Wasn’t this around many years ago called the 10:35 Burger? (Not officially but in this same format)

For that much money, you could go to an actual restaurant for breakfast instead of a real estate investment that serves bad food.

I can’t help but think this is a stealth McD’s advertising campaign:  Spend almost nothing on their part to get a bunch of people to buy more food than they would otherwise buy.

This is dumb as hell.

So like ten+ dollars to make a gross hack sandwich?  That’s...certainly a thing that one could do, I guess.