That’s something that I stand by as good general life advice.

Get fucked on the no-reclining rule.

Yeah that means it doesn’t fit. Christ.

You should be sorry. Check your bag. You not having to check a bag is not more important than other people who follow the rules not having room for theirs.

I don’t get it. That was worse than anything I’ve seen in the NFL in a while. Especially with pacmans history, I would expect them to come down hard.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

Double Freedom Rockets Baby!

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Goodell looks even worse than he did before, and I’m wondering if Arthur Blank’s comments last week were just the beginning.

The bombshell doesn’t exactly make Goodell look good here.

I’ve been a season ticket holder for all ten years of the team’s existence in Washington. Even as we sat though 100 loss seasons in 100 degree weather, nothing has been more demoralizing than this year. The expectations were so sky high, and then the team as a whole has underperformed dramatically. Maybe the players…

The commish is more worried about the ruling gutting his ability to act like a tyrant in the future as much as in this case.

I see Wells threw out the attorney-client privilege issue. Because that’s something that always applies to an independent investigator. /eyeroll

Snyder’s contempt for Exponent actually makes a lot of sense. They are well known as being a junk science for hire firm. Their previous reports have stated that second hand smoke isn’t unhealthy and that there are no adverse effects of dumping toxic waste in the rainforest

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

I’ve hit a second wind and it’s even funnier now. I’ll never grow tired of Goodell fucking up.