their frozen pizza is actually pre-cooked, near-pizzeria quality pizza, that you heat up in the oven. shockingly good 

crumpling allows you to really get in there while not having to actually feel the poo through the TP

my next door neighbor doesn’t have a doorknob on his street-level house. i’ve lived next to him for 9 months now and the whole time it’s been just a door with a big round hole where the knob should be. i see him come and go at odd hours, in scrubs, driving either a bmw or a nice pickup. we’ve spoken a few times,…

how so?

...for the salvation of all humanity, of course

has anyone aged-out of weed?

is there going to be an article about the cooks hit? somehow a marquee player getting brutally knocked unconscious and concussed by a helmet to helmet hit in the super bowl was a complete non-story during and since the game

Throw Malcom From The Train is a classic!

only if they codify it is it a giant step forward, otherwise it’s just the umpteenth example of bad rule/bad call BS

Pats fan here: the first one should’ve been called back, the 2nd one was good though. Eagles would’ve won regardless, that O line was perfect. Hats off to ‘em

the guy who sent in the song thinks there are 100 seconds in a minute

This man has no penis:

all deadspin had to do was not bury the lede:

Huh. all of the anti-pats ppl at the party I was at agreed how solid of an attempted tackle it was

Whining about ratings, sounds familiar

that the march will be one day late

mmmm access, you guys!

I guess that means the NFLs got the time now to look into that other cowboy...who may have actually done something truly wrong

iggy and josh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the struts