Good (bad?) thing his Popeye’s isn’t the one on Barrack’s Row in DC: the second floor’s a MMJ dispensary.

blunt force trauma to the head is a helluvan injury

general awareness of football air pressure change = 4 game suspension

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahAhahhaHhh

Just to clarify #3, you're talking about when Tomlinson TRIPPED a kick returner right? Yeah.

it’s just not that simple.

SERIOUSLY!! isn’t it obvious?!? all these libelous stories coming out on the heels of yet another goose egg for goodell & co. in real court.

you’d prefer to not win the superbowl, than win the super bowl? you sir, are a crazy person.

touche. you can level every dig, scandal, etc. at me about the Pats and i welcome it in good humor but show me that tyree catch and i run out of the room crying like i did as a 6 year old whenever a trailer for the new freddie kruger movie came on tv

thank you big daddy drew for roasting the ever-living-rose-smelling shit out of my beloved Pats. i cracked up as many times as there were games we illegally videotaped

i forgot to mention...HEY FELLOW PATS FANS! no, not you. the ones that don’t think we’re cheaters. WE CHEATED. A. LOT. get your head out of your ass. but rest assured, because so did everyone else, so don’t get too upset when you’re rightfully called a cheater becuase they’re unbelievably naive and/or breathless…

YES! the Pats one is finally here! i’m a huge Pats fan and love a good roast. all the other ones have been boring becuase they haven’t been about ME. the asterisks are all funny and not in a ‘becuase i know better!’ kind of way. they’re jsut funny especially when quadrupled up****. but really everyone...

this is so fucking stupid. of all the companies to bitch about and wave the PC flag at you choose apple??? the same apple that yes, had 3 women out ont he stage to present today?? the same apple with the openly gay CEO???

unapologetic homer retort:

was at this game and kept thinking ‘THIS IS THE WEIRDEST GAME’

with or wthout computers, we’re all human data cells.

yeah but, the girls

the end of the tour

Remember that story shaughnessy tried to manufacture about papi and roids?

no, you cant use these things to kill people!