no more Orsillo?!?!?!?! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

even as a liberal, i have to agree with the first one about liberals being offended by absolutely everything. it’s so damned annoying. too many libs just love being offended and actively look for things to be offended by...even when theyre not actually offended theyll say they are only out of fear of retribution by…

I think you might be taking the one line where he mentions that it was conceived ‘ of course in Brooklyn’ and letting that define the tone of the rest of the article

They stopped??

Unless you were an audio engineer in the ‘60s, you’ve probably forgotten about the Mellotron...

Be that as it may, Jeb doesn't know about the 4th amendment. 7th graders know that shit

How scary is it that a governor and candidate for prez doesn’t have an even cursory understanding of the 4th amendment?

read all the annotations and exceprts...the NFL’s got nothing, Brady will be cleared in court.

‘...And this is the morning of January 20th. Do you recall what you discussed with John Jastremski during that six-minute-and-21-second call?

aww man this could’ve been great with someone funny writing the article

i’m conducting an investigation into your defense of the NFL as an organization that warrants cooperation with in its investigations. please turn over your cell phone and deadspin password to me immediately.

oh please let the suspension not go into effect until after brady retires. goodell will still be looking for his pound of flesh - “give me your SS number right now, so we can fine you!”

on to federal court! buh bye roger! games Brady will miss in 2015? 0!

That's no way to talk about your mom

Lol, “making a mockery of the entire industry”, like it’s otherwise not a complete and total joke

it’s so easy to shit on AS for his movies especially after it’s one after another like this but thinking about who AS seems to be as a person, how much $$$ he commands per flick, i can only come to one conclusion as to why this trend continues...

fudge me now!

this is as inevitable a tactic/threat/maybe reality as it is wonderful...for brady and anyone not Roger Goodell

who’d even want their ex’s car??

oh, it’s the 1%er’s version of the iphone case that’s also a wallet.