Just to clarify #3, you're talking about when Tomlinson TRIPPED a kick returner right? Yeah.

it’s just not that simple.

SERIOUSLY!! isn’t it obvious?!? all these libelous stories coming out on the heels of yet another goose egg for goodell & co. in real court.

you’d prefer to not win the superbowl, than win the super bowl? you sir, are a crazy person.

touche. you can level every dig, scandal, etc. at me about the Pats and i welcome it in good humor but show me that tyree catch and i run out of the room crying like i did as a 6 year old whenever a trailer for the new freddie kruger movie came on tv

thank you big daddy drew for roasting the ever-living-rose-smelling shit out of my beloved Pats. i cracked up as many times as there were games we illegally videotaped

i forgot to mention...HEY FELLOW PATS FANS! no, not you. the ones that don’t think we’re cheaters. WE CHEATED. A. LOT. get your head out of your ass. but rest assured, because so did everyone else, so don’t get too upset when you’re rightfully called a cheater becuase they’re unbelievably naive and/or breathless…

YES! the Pats one is finally here! i’m a huge Pats fan and love a good roast. all the other ones have been boring becuase they haven’t been about ME. the asterisks are all funny and not in a ‘becuase i know better!’ kind of way. they’re jsut funny especially when quadrupled up****. but really everyone...

unapologetic homer retort:

was at this game and kept thinking ‘THIS IS THE WEIRDEST GAME’

yeah but, the girls

the end of the tour

Remember that story shaughnessy tried to manufacture about papi and roids?

no more Orsillo?!?!?!?! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

even as a liberal, i have to agree with the first one about liberals being offended by absolutely everything. it’s so damned annoying. too many libs just love being offended and actively look for things to be offended by...even when theyre not actually offended theyll say they are only out of fear of retribution by…

They stopped??

read all the annotations and exceprts...the NFL’s got nothing, Brady will be cleared in court.

‘...And this is the morning of January 20th. Do you recall what you discussed with John Jastremski during that six-minute-and-21-second call?

aww man this could’ve been great with someone funny writing the article

i’m conducting an investigation into your defense of the NFL as an organization that warrants cooperation with in its investigations. please turn over your cell phone and deadspin password to me immediately.