oh please let the suspension not go into effect until after brady retires. goodell will still be looking for his pound of flesh - “give me your SS number right now, so we can fine you!”

on to federal court! buh bye roger! games Brady will miss in 2015? 0!

That's no way to talk about your mom

Lol, “making a mockery of the entire industry”, like it’s otherwise not a complete and total joke

it’s so easy to shit on AS for his movies especially after it’s one after another like this but thinking about who AS seems to be as a person, how much $$$ he commands per flick, i can only come to one conclusion as to why this trend continues...

this is as inevitable a tactic/threat/maybe reality as it is wonderful...for brady and anyone not Roger Goodell

who’d even want their ex’s car??

oh, it’s the 1%er’s version of the iphone case that’s also a wallet.

Yeah it's the bars fault

Greg Hardy, formally charged with domestic violence, suspended 10 games, but the alleged victim no-showed, suspension reduced to 4 games (or by 60%).

but this is a joke...right?

“his client is now volunteering at a shelter for battered women.”

Chris Brown? I don’t get it.

sounds awful, but what does “partially missing” mean?

ugh jeese, poor guy

Or taking a jab at her with a sarcastic tweet

Just gonna tell myself he was only trying to do his old flame a solid

i’m putting my seat back every time. it’s already a thin, narrow, expensive as fuck chair. i get one little button of control over my seat and im going to use it every time. i know...it’s not fair, however will you make it through the next hour and a half?! solution: press your little button of control. not enough?…

Gross, that awful song is inspiring headlines now?

if you’re gonna cheat, make sure you win, ya jackass. - patriots