my plan is to avoid introducing new life in to the world at all costs. not because 'this world is sick man!!', more like, i'm not going to do something just because i can or because it's what society dictates is the next thing you're supposed to do after getting married (hoping to avoid that one too) and also being a…

if i wrote this all it would say is "if you stopped wearing it, that'd be fine"

you're correct, no kids. but you dont need to have kids to know that putting their face in front of another screen isnt the best idea.

or just tell your kid to go outside

no more password for free apps?? far and away the best new feature

Listen to all you hand-wringing high-horsers. Pathetic. Print’s dying dipshits, gotta sell some copies somehow. It’s fine if every other magazine on earth has hot chicks on the cover but not Golf Digest! Why is it ok for all the others?

I’d argue your take on the side boob cover stor, specifically that it was all a cash grab is plainly sexist toward women and Lexi in particular. The irony is off the charts considering what the majority of her (gasp!) exposed epidermis is supposed to imply - the strength of women. If that was lost on you, refer to the…

NO ONE WANTS THIS, FACEBOOK!

im buying one, not taking it out of my house and reselling it for a small fortune in a few years

do any of the pandered-to ever catch on and then get insulted for being pandered to?

mad at the guy for being late to his own dumping. what a horrible person

dude is the man!

there’s students and alumni of duke and then there’s some people that just like to watch the world burn.

no milk in cereal. had both eggs and seafood for the first time in 20 years in the last few weeks.

david tyree’s catch

that's how he's always looked

this is actually really interesting. it's a case study in how up their own ass NFL team owners are. unless you hear about the flight on the news because of Jameis, you don't need to know about his in-flight behavior. you fucking self-important psychopaths.

hahahah love it

i got blocked for this yesterday:

these people invoking a book to subsidize their hate need to grow a pair and just say "we really don't like gay people and think gay sex is nasty so here's this new law". at least at that point i'd give them credit for not being pussies about it.