Fuck Spanfeller

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

I don’t understand it, either. Boston is having trouble with their cars from CNR. These electric boxes are 7 figures each and they can’t get simple mechanisms like door interlocks to work correctly. As far as I know, there are no reinvented wheels with these things and I don’t see why there would need to be.

Jason, you forgot one.... Mercedes CLA.

Wasn’t that Constantinople?

So much for being grounded to the ground

God forgive me, but I hope that means he stops tomorrow.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

It’s time to forgive Charles for his love for a woman his mother wouldn’t let him marry. We all loved Diana, but that relationship they were both forced into was destined to be a failure from the start. The real villain is not Charles, it’s the people who decided that they could impose an arranged royal marriage and…

True, but merging into traffic sometimes requires a quick burst of acceleration that this thing couldn’t provide.

“tHe dAtEd sTyLiNg”

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

Actually, her point was that the car was so unstable in anything but great weather and flat smooth roads, that it was impossible to enjoy it.  It seems pretty clear what she wrote.  Moreover, she described the different situations where the car just did not instill confidence.  What else do you want?  There are tons…

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

All he needed to do was not be a Muppet and put the right tires on the car before driving in the winter. Summer tires should NEVER be driven in wintery conditions, period. They turn into ice skates. On the proper tires, this thing would have been just as controllable as any other vehicle - especially with modern-day…

Do we have to have this conversation Every. Single. Time?

ok boomer

Well yeah, the labor union should block a turkey plant.  These workers know cars, not poultry.  Duh.  

140 snakes?

That’s 138 more than killed Deadspin.