Police have had un-Constitutional unrestricted assets confiscation for decades. This also includes assets destruction.

Any police here want to push the limitations of the Blue Wall of Silence on this matter?

Trash person behaving like trash so my only real takeaway: she’s 37?! 

A stutter can be overcome, but looking like a sentient package of expired lunchmeat? All the makeup in the world can't fix that. 

I wish I was a boomer. I’d be retired, have a hell of a lot more money, and zero student loan debt. 

Between this and her “thank you for not making me look stupid” rant she just gets a giant eye roll from me. No one was making you look stupid, it was a segment that has been done many times before (Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Ellen...) And we get it, you’re 17 and “edgy” which means you’re an expert on everything and get to…

Correctional officers are the worst of the worst. My husband’s application (years ago when we were struggling for money in a rural economic wasteland where making $12/hour meant you “made it”) was denied on the basis of him “lacking the integrity required” for the job - because he admitted to trying to grow a pot…

“Her husband should have gotten her the only meaningful thing this life can offer: a baby Yoda doll.”

It also needs an edit so that the end of the commercial is like the end of the movie Society where this woman, her husband, the bike and the Peloton trainers all doing The Shunting.

“Seeing the paycheck warms her heart, but can it fill the the hole in her soul? No, but it will buy nachos, which are fucking delicious.”

“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

Yep. I was SO excited about this movie because it is such a fascinating story and I’ve recently learned that it is not entirely common knowledge that Richard Jewell was completely innocent. Yay, vindication for an innocent man! Then I heard Clint Eastwood and immediately said, “welp, wonder how he’s going to ruin…

exceeeeeept she was in on it.

Oh my god, shut the whole, entire fuck up.

It’s really not akin to that, because that was planned by both of them.  I mean, are you people still trying to revise the history of that event, too?

The last time I used my Ouija board, my friend asked it how she would die. We all freaked out because DEATH is not something you ask the Ouija board about. A few years later, my friend killed herself.

He sounds like a moron 

So, just so we’re all on the same page, pantsing someone is sexual assault, now?