My Mom (normally a rational human being) nearly had a heart attack when I tried to buy a Ouija Board keychain as a kid. It was heavily demonized in America after the occultism of the 19th Century.

Many people believe that Ouija boards are bad but you’ve got to talk to your kid about that shit, not go off on other parents. My mom scared the daylights out of us with her Ouija board lecture when I was little and I still avoid them.

this is the true shame

Oh and he told my sister he would destroy her for exposing his daughter to “witchcraft and the devil” with a Ouiji board at a sleepover party she held for their girls...  He’s bonkers. 

Ughhhhhhhhh, I know the guy accusing Katy. I believe his claims and I agree it’s sexual assault to expose someone like that, but my god he’s the worst fucking human being I’ve ever met. He’s abusive towards his friends, he’s verbally attacked my sister many times over text and kept harassing her and threatening her.…

“However, I recognize that the rules and standards by which we are — and should be — measured against today are very different than they were in the past.“

This BS phrase is an admission of guilt in my book. 

However, I recognize that the rules and standards by which we are — and should be — measured against today are very different than they were in the past.

Or an anteater.

That’s why they don’t certify any gear older than 10 years, even if it’s otherwise up to standard. It’s the same sort of rule they use for construction safety equipment.

Well, I don’t blame him. You can’t exactly search Backpage anymore when you want some helmet. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

No, they’ll still be paying for tax breaks and “peace keeping” in the Middle East.

Fuck boomers, they’re singlehandedly responsible for the mass exodus of “Made in America” and then in their senile, milkshake and bagel dementia turn around and cry about how manufacturing left the US. Fucking cancers. The faster boomers die the better. Fuck those shitstains

+1 wife

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

When it first happened I thought the Steelers had gotten robbed. M. Night Shyamalan Twist: They were the robbers all along!

WGA East is the one that actually has all the experience organizing digital media shops - including Slate, Vice, Vox, and yours truly. I believe WGA West is mostly focused on screenwriters.

This is what the Times should have responded with today.

This is just one of many examples of all the great shit that AA and anti smoking organizations are depriving us of.