Imagine if every police officer was as empathetic with suspects...

Conversely, why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?

Sir, I’ve waited more than 5 years  to tell you this...: chill bro.

Ok LeBron, we get it.

let the returning veterans drift to the edge of society without proper care until they ended up homeless and domed themselves under a freeway

So are we going to see this movie or naw?

Hmm, I just smoked some herb right now, but still pretty sure this should have more stars. wtf

YES! A million times yes.

Pffft, get outta here with your reasonable take.

I absolutely HATE the new pop-up ads! So sad that the Deadspin we all know and love is being slowly killed up upper management.

The son was conceived after the dad’s NFL career, so the math checks out on a possible hereditary component for CTE.

Pardon me, but I saw that you were talking about Ouija Boards, which is a subject near and dear to my heart. My experience might be the exception rather than the rule, but for most of my adult life, I have consulted Ouija Boards for general financial advice, help with my personal relationships, and yes on occasion to…

Natalie Portman is not a terrible actress. On the contrary, she is a great one! Have you ever seen the Professional? Closer?! Black Swan?!? She won the BEST ACTRESS Oscar for that last one.

Or religious fanatics, such as my extended family. (crying emoji)

I come around to read scorching *hot takes* like yours, as well as stories on actual sports

Amr Warda is an asshole who needs serious help (i.e. therapy).

Cops have a higher rate of domestic violence than the general population, so you are correct. Sadly.

Take your damn star, you savage magnificent bastard.

Yes, yes, we all know that, but how often does anyone get a chance to write the phrase “spinning 720 punch” in a headline?!

Sir, this is your magnum opus.