Phil Hellmuth! He’s still around, and he is still as annoying (and good at poker) as ever.

I always understood Durant to be a generally well-liked guy

God bless you, sir.

He should be able to get a job. He served his time. The sex offender registry is draconian and does not make us safer as a society.

The sex offender registry is not useful, and pushing these people into the margins of society does not make us safer. If a person like Heimlich can’t get a job after serving his punishment by our criminal justice system, what does that say about us as a society?

I, for one, welcome our new Spanish overlords.

Or like The Sopranos meets LOTR.

Wait, why did you include Sofia Coppola on your “Can’t Manage” list?

Emma, your sarcasm is beautifully executed. Magnifico!

Can we also talk about this tweet?

Ok, ok, we get it. You’re a Trump supporter.

“How’s he keep up with the news like that?”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

TLDR; should I see this movie or not?

I wish they were forced to spend more time together so they could drive each other crazy.

Ok, but did you see how that player bicycle-kicked that dead rat? Impressive!

Google “2 girls 1 cup 1 squash”.

Would a true fan from Philadelphia boo this?