Be careful with dogs that can drive...

Pretty clear handball.

Hope he gets the help he needs. Alcoholism sucks.

This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now

-Pissed off Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Never forget:

Now he’s finding out how the justice system treats poor people, regardless of race.

DRAMATIC UPDATE: Now Emma Stone is claiming that she was in sole possession of the card that Warren Beatty claims to have read on-air!

This original comment is like a perfectly lobbed softball. Well done, sir.

I don’t think you know much about strokes.

COUNTERPOINT: I love her.

I was very disappointed in SNL when they invited Trump to host, but they are really making up for it!

To paraphrase a famous quote from Deadspin (to Donald Trump, no less):

The sad thing about Sage Steele, Zoe Saldana, and others like them, is that they wouldn’t be where they are today without others paving the way for them. Paving the way by protesting, calling out Trump, etc. (the very things they speak out against). Irony.

Now, more than ever, the SJW Gawker torch needs to be carried.