Sir, never stop doing the Lord’s good work.

The end of that video is what the world sounds like when you take a hit of nitrous. Some of you know what I’m talking about. :)

Theismann’s finger broke in two places as he tried to send that tweet.

So Noriana Radwan (former UConn women’s soccer player) raises her middle finger in a bout of joy and she loses her scholarship. This Duke clown keeps tripping people and hardly anything happens.

Dude, one of your best comments ever. Well done, sir.

There’s been an, um, let’s say “awakening” of Spaceballs gifs and clips on this site. I love it!

Cool, how long have you been a Bills fan?

Don’t feel bad. It took me awhile to figure out how to post gifs, but eventually I figured it out on my own.

I thought it was because MacMahon didn’t use the language “Cuban said via Cyber Dust.”

Like many of you, I am shocked and saddened at what’s looking like a Clinton loss. Regardless, we must keep up the good fight for our progressive ideals. There are so many of us who believe in respect, equality, and decency—tonight just wasn’t our night.

You are part of the problem.

In related news, Comey just announced an investigation into whether or not the Cubs won the World Series.

Well, we probably disagree on a lot of social and economic issues, but I respect the fact that you see Trump for what he truly is—a dangerous demagogue riding the wave of anti-Obama racism. I hope Trump doesn’t win. :(

Speaking of shit, I remember you said you were a Republican, but I can’t remember if you said you were voting for Donald Trump.

Bennett’s apology means nothing. He received a call from the higher-ups at the RNC that Trump is not doing well with women and independents, and that his comments on Hillary aren’t helping. So he issues a fake apology.

Thanks for your comment, Donald Trump.

Old, tiny, shriveled things.