Thanks. It’s amazing what a slow day at the office does for the creative juices.

I would say that next time they should fly the infected back on Air Force One if the administration is feeling so confident, but that seems like an awful thing to put a normal citizen through.

Seriously, those models looked like some early PS3 garbage. I can count the hairs on Archie Jedi’s head, but can’t get a decent Wookiee?

I have always been curious to try the old Game & Watch handhelds to see if they’re actually good, or really just historically important but similar in function and quality to the later Tiger games.

Desperate FFT fans whisper their deepest desires to the monkey paw...

Seriously. A lot of people were bummed about all the delays over the past couple of months, but it was a blessing for me and my infinite backlog.

Seriously, put a weird limitation on it like “only once per month” to discourage cheating...but once???

“Okay, so you’re a human in an island full of animals (we’ll never explain why, it’s just quirky), and you spend all your time doing mindless chores and errands for your animal friends in return for little payout. Basically, it’s the gig economy. You’ll always be in debt and never feel happy within your small and…

Yeah, but they also have phones in their pocket with access to infinitely better games for free. This isn’t filling a need.

A Game Boy with Tetris was only $99 and infinitely better than this waste of batteries.

Okay, I get nostalgia’s big these days, but like...why this? I was obsessed with gaming from a young age and would play damn near anything, but even I could see that these games were shit. So add this to the pile of reasons not to go into a Gamestop, I guess, right next to the mountains of Funko Pop.

I was really expecting that giant controller to be for Panzer Dragoon, to give the feeling of riding and steering a dragon.

I interpreted that new intro portion as a historical view - the city started as something familiar to us, with sunlight and happy children, but that changes with the creation of the first reactor and a new dependence on that energy, as well as the intense buildup of the city’s density and eventual plates. (The iconic…

KWEHHHH MAHHH HAAA MAHHH....KWEHHHHHHHH

I’d agree, but considering this game comes out in a couple months, it’s a little late to be using a placeholder summon design.

Man, that image is bad. You can practically see where the artist made a pretty typical looking dog / fox thing with a crystal at the top of its head, and the boss was like “okay, but let’s stretch it’s head straight up in Photoshop so it’s way out of proportion without actually updating the rest of the design to make…

I’d love to have the second tier JRPG classics of the previous gens like this revived, but without the pressure and conservative design of AAA development. Focus on art direction while still using “simpler” assets like pixel art or lower poly models (similar to the Trials of Mana remake), allowing them to really…

I never specified and I'm not picky. I'll gladly pay $40 for a Square collection, just seems like something that would have been announced around the same time all the newer FFs were ported.

I’m losing hope that we’re ever getting that ole SNES JRPG goodness on Switch. 

Ironic that a series that includes the concept of infinite permutations of reality limits you to ten permutations of reality.