COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

Turns out this dash makes all the difference. I picked up 20XX earlier this summer just to try to scratch the itch, and while it’s a great game it just doesn’t stack up for me because the characters feel so slow and floaty compared to X and Zero (doesn’t help that the character animations make it look like a flash…

I had to remind myself too, it’s...complex:

That's because Vincent is a mix between a vampire and Frankenstein's monster.

Man, August is looking to be a fantastic month for me on Switch - this, Dead Cells, Okami, and I believe a couple other gems on top of recent releases like Hollow Knight, Flinthook, Mega Man X...and Octopath! Hell of a summer of gaming on this little machine, I'm loving it. My backlog is infinite though.

Obvious #1 choice:

I hit it a lot on the pro controller when reaching for the ‘-’ button, since they’re very similar and the logos are very subtle.

Well yeah, that’s why you need to be more creative and subtle in your dopplegangery:

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When I was a young lad with a meager summer allowance and a well-loved GBA, Golden Sun blew me away. I was absolutely hooked and couldn’t put it down. But just as things were really heating up in the plot and there was a big dramatic scene that felt like it was halfway through the game (literally halfway, considering…

Incredibly ironic considering how well this statement applies to the White House itself.

Only if it’s DARK AND GRITTY David Attenborough.

*quickly wipes nose and gums* “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

This is so incredibly disgusting. A couple I’m friends with are currently going through the insanely arduous and stressful process of applying to adopt an infant (domestically, not internationally). Given the tremendous costs and hoops and invasive questionnaires and probing into every potential shadow of your life,…

Thanks for the save. It’s not the best song to google at work, certainly not something I want to discuss with HR.

So this might be a very dumb question that I’ve just never seen an answer for, but I’ve always wondered how this works from a technical point of view - for PS Now or other such services, is each player using a dedicated ‘console’ or some modified hardware equivalent in a giant data center that they’re just streaming…

I’d be curious to see if Microsoft would be willing to add a ‘budget’/entry level Xbox ($150) to try to entice people into their ecosystem, while still maintaining some technological bells and whistles (4k, Dolby, etc). We’re nearing the end of the generation, so it’d make sense to try to move as many consoles as…

“So Game of Thrones has those ‘sexposition’ scenes in the brothels, maybe the zoo is our brothel? Maybe the mission briefings each episode just happen to be at the zoo for some reason so Beast Boy can have his way with a different animal each episode?......what? No, I don’t have an erection right now, it’s just how…

Beast Boy’s introductory scene will probably be him shapeshifting his way through an orgy in a zoo while that “I wanna fuck you like an animal” song plays in the background.

I nearly pulled the trigger and just happened to notice the 3.5" in the title. That would’ve been a nasty surprise.

I nearly pulled the trigger and just happened to notice the 3.5" in the title. That would’ve been a nasty surprise.