They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

What is happening with this pic? Did they shrink Blake’s features down? Does... does he always look like that? Is his hair so big b/c it’s full of secrets?

Their love for Adam Levine

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Van Gogh made paintings, inanimate objects you can objectify all you want. Mixed couples make people, human beings with features that vary wildly, who you are exotifying and fetishizing by deciding in a blanket statement that they're more attractive than other people. Stop doing it. It's not cool, it's not cute, it's…

No. Stop fetishizing mixed people.

And when you sit down for a TV interview, it folds in on itself.

they upgraded to the pregnancy/miscarriage sympathy special

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

Was it just me, or was the accent good?

If they’re looking for a restorer who will work cheap...

“I have to make the polish” Don’t you mean doughnuts?

“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

Can’t decide what freaks me out the most: how much she resembles his sisters, or how much he resembles, at 27, a 42-year-old car salesman.

His sin sent a guy to the cross 2000 years ago?

I believe the unidirectional nature of the space time continuum makes this somewhat impossible.