Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

Xenu, in the library, with a wig comb?

When my brother Bill was born (#5 of 7 pregnancies by my mother) Mom had called my dad to come back from work and take her to the hospital in a taxi. She was in the bathroom washing her face when things began to move quickly. She lay down on the bathroom floor and delivered Bill by herself. BTW, he weighed 10 pounds…

Well obviously she is pregnant with a male child because truck.

Oh, my goodness. I’m so glad everything turned out okay, because that must have been so terrifying for both of them. My sister-in-law had a similar-ish situation; she went into labor in the middle of the night and very quickly realized there was not going to be enough time to get to the hospital, and ended up giving…

Bobby, I didn’t see any pictures of the ring.

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

That’s just false advertising, I mean “safe” is literally the name of the object so logically it should be safe to put your baby in there. It’s just common sense.

That has always confused me when I’d read about tweens shopping at Century 21. I’m always like...how come they can have a house and I can’t?

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

I filmed an “extremely awkward sex scene” once. I was dating this guy for about 3-4 months when he set up his iPhone on a tripod on the bedside table. WTF? NOOOOOooooooo. “It’s just so I can watch it later,” he said. GTFO OF MY HOUSE, I said.

I would shame the cut of that thong. What is even going on there?

I kind of can’t help liking this chick. The field in which she grows her fucks is clearly barren.

You have a fresh, bold take on fashion and I eagerly await your autumn collection.

(Literally one of the best things that has ever happened to me is getting to pet my neighbour’s labrador puppy and it had the softest puppy ears and aaaah. Aaaaaaaaaah)

How about a pantsuit made of puppy ears?

You pair that pelt suit with a confederate flag crop top, don’t you?

Yeah, you don’t wanna go Full Monty.

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…