I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Was drunk once and barfed on my (now-ex) boyfriend’s dick. He took it surprisingly well.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

my husband gets a different woman every month.

That is when you know you are with a serial killer rapist who doesn't want to leave DNA evidence. This comment is brought to you by the ID channel and law and order svu.

That look really captures everything I ever felt between the ages of 12-14, right there. Puberty is tough!

That look is priceless.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

I dreamed a dream in overtime

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

“family members have told her to quit getting plastic surgery “before it’s too late”

As another commenter said awhile back, I’m team P!nk. She’s involved in none of this idiocy.

You know what’s awkward? Having an acquaintances 6 year old grab at my charm bracelet and then relentlessly beg me for two of the charms off of it.

My dog, Princess Trudy, died this afternoon. I’m overwhelmed with emotion, but amazed at the love outpouring from family and friends. She was 16 1/2, and had a great life.

asking for supervised visits with a male who has a lengthy and public record of assault and anger issues seems pretty reasonable, imo.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

“Highest praise to men who actually want their kids.” OH YES GOOD JOB YOU DESERVE ALL THE PRAISE FOR “ACTUALLY WANTING” YOUR KID AUUUGHHHH I HAVE NO PATIENCE TODAY.

Huh. And some men use females as punching bags. Whaddaya gonna do?