My grandmother made me wear a menstruation belt IN THE NINETIES. I honestly don’t know how she even found one.
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You know there’s a panini maker that was spared in all this.
Do what moms do on Facebook: fling shit at other moms.
The lotion from the basket doing its thing.
This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.
I don’t feel you because I’d like to feel him.
During a discussion about Harry Potter “You just don’t seem like the kind of girl who...reads.”
Well, I know why your friend was single.
“Don’t worry. They don’t mean you. You’re not really black. Not like that.”
“You have beautiful eyes but they are the saddest and most tragic ones I’ve ever seen”
My boyfriend at the time and I were up at his family cottage. He was doing dishes after a meal, and since he never helped out around the apartment we shared I play-flirted by saying “ooh i like this look on you!”
After our first (and last) time together:
I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.”
I was in my early twenties, and bemoaning the fact that I was single to one of my girlfriends. I was busy feeling sorry for myself, and blamed it on my weight. My friend looked at me and said, “It’s not your weight. I mean, look at me- *I’m* not obese and I’m single!”
“But I’m offering you such a great salary... for a girl.”
The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:
“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”
(At the office) “As far as women go, you know your stuff pretty well. I hope you asked for a salary that outranks the other women lateral to your position.” Not the other men, mind you, just the other women lateral to me. I may or may not have kicked this guy in the nuts.
“You look very clean today.”
“Your personality is a real dick softener” stated by fratty McRedstag.