I'm with you. "Cum" seems Penthouse Forum bad-porn/erotica pulp fiction-ish.

My mom is adorably clueless, and like a tiny sprite of a human being. She also dresses kind of masculine, has a pixie cut and is full of tattoos. So bearing that in mind, once my family was on vacation in Vegas. One of the days we were there, we signed up for a tour of Red Rock Canyon. Our tour guide was awful for…

I think it’s even better when she has to be one character, acting like another character. It must get really confusing to mix two characters like that instead of just playing one or the other. Wonder if she’ll ever have to pretend to be someone pretending to be someone else

Even if the nurses were kind, which they are not, it would require more presence of mind than women of their class possess to risk the flames and their own lives while they unlocked the hundred doors for the insane prisoners.

Zig-a-zig-ha used to mean something ladies....(no, wait...it never made sense)

Well, if they fought to the death, one could argue that we would all win.

When poors do it it’s called “cuddling to share warmth”

Who would win in a fight? Adam Levine, a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia or sentient cloud of Axe Body Spray, Robin Thicke?

I love eating healthy people.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

There’s a concept in most states called “the discovery rule,” where the clock doesn’t start running until you know or should have known there was an actionable event (like stealing a baby). It usually goes hand-in-hand with “tolling,” where the clock also doesn’t start until the wrongdoing is discovered. Tolling means…

True, but the harm caused to black women in this country, by institutions meant to care for the public, has been egregiously horrifying for generations.

They should absolutely sue, but I would hope there is also the potential for criminal charges. (Unless... can there really be a statute of limitations on child kidnapping?)

I keep contrasting this with the very famous white baby born in the UK today. I wish all children and their mothers were afforded such protection and care. Do better, humans...

Humanity never ceases to disgust me. How terribly sad for these women.

Tried to stay friends.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

Oh hey, remember when Dave Grohl hadn’t written the same three songs 20 times each?

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.