Christ, no. That’s the last thing I want. I hate myself.
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“When I see Jameis Winston, I see JaMarcus Russell”=”When I see [black quarterback], I see [other black quarterback]”
I had an ovary and a Fallopian tube removed in 2008 and I am currently sitting on the floor with two young kids. I had the first one at 34 and the second 19 months later. I know everyone is different but I had zero problems getting pregnant with just the one ovary. On a side note, my husband refers to me as “The…
It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?
Rabbits do not vaccinate and they don’t care what you think about it!
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I mean, she's almost 3. Way to mislead your readers! It's way less impressive knowing she's just under 3.
About seven years ago I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I was lucky in that it was fairly isolated so they just chopped that sucker out, but I was devastated by the treatments. Just.. so so sick. An old friend of mine (we'd shared a really shitty apt in NYC in my early 20s and during this time she and I had had a…
I've told this story before here. But.
"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."
My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…
I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…
I read my boyfriends diary. To whom he spoke to, in the third person. Like "Hey there diary, things are awesome." Some highlights:
We had been dating for 9 months. I told him I couldn't go to his birthday party, when I was actually planning a big surprise for him. So I showed up with my awesome gift, to find him there with his other girlfriend :(
Bruno Mars better watch the fuck out. Because this guy is pissed off.
Mmmm, I like watching you sleep. And 365 days from now, I'm going to murder you and and eat your kidneys for dinner. It will be fun, I promise.
The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.
In my experience, you can be friends with your exes granted you didn't care too much for them in the first place.