Also in "Why Not?"

I love how he points out the ways a girl can turn her date on, but doesn't address the ways guys can turn girls on. We're just a bunch of hussies, aren't we?

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

AT LEAST CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN MIRROR IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A MIRROR SELFIE

White people names.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Sometimes I look at how far I've come in MY personal journey and I think...Holy Shit...I can't believe I ate that entire box of Golden Grahams.

Is the biggest goddamn school in the united states of america?

I'm gonna guess she had a taste of the heavenly host, ifyouknowwhatImean.

[calls Sports Illustrated to cancel subscription]

And she must tweet with the hashtag #soblessed a lot. I want to punch her in the face.

Same. I feel like she's the sort to imply to mothers with post partum depression, or mothers who admit that sometimes things are hard and awful, that they aren't trying hard enough or aren't doing it right.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

a nice mom attempting to record a birthday song with her cute baby

I had a civil conversation with Holly Fisher's husband.

Why does only one or the other of them have to be terrible? No, he shouldn't do what he did. But she is a propagandist for some pretty dangerous ideas.