The Color Purple. When Ceely gets reunited with her family at the end? Sobfest.

Dumbo. Oh sweet baby Jeebus, when his mom is rocking him while she's in the cage...

Me too! If I trim, they would literally poke through my underwear so the whole deal just gets removed.

I’ve always let my girls come into the bathroom with me. Ok, they just barreled in and I didn’t kick them out. I’m “necessity” naked around them as well. I walk from the bathroom to my room to get dressed, and I get undressed in front of them sometimes as well. We all bathed together when they were little. I’ll go off…

Not only will I not judge you, I will be excited that someone else knows this show. My 9 year old daughter loves it. I watched it with her once and got hooked.

I just spit out some diet coke on my keyboard over that one. Meat bat...

Oooh, I’m afraid he won’t be available since he’ll be with me. Sorry.

Glad I’m not the only one either. HOVA and EVOO forever.

Oh my god. My husband does the same thing. When he remembers to close his mouth, I can still hear what's going on inside from the next room. How is that even possible? I want an actual explanation, complete with diagrams.

The vagina is too foldy. Oh god, that cracks my shit up. Too foldy.

We can take turns.

Yes! I was checking through the comments to see if I was the only one who really enjoyed that show. I was so sad that it didn't get renewed. When she got trapped in her sweater on the date? Good stuff.

Is it Shades EQ? I love that stuff and you can get it online. You could be talking about something fancier, though.

Did you see the one where the baby was born with the amniotic sac still intact? The dramatic reenactment was the best.

Is that a Magic Loom ring? I really hope it is.

I don't know if it will stay the top comment on the Esquire site, but it's there now and gives me a tiny glimmer of hope:

My kid had them and I had no fucking clue. She wasn't scratching and I didn't see anything. She went to the doctor and they didn't see anything either, nor did the people at her summer camp that were doing lice checks. It turns out that everyone was checking at the nape of the neck, which is where they usually are but…

At first I read this as that your poops were super white, thin and wispy. That seemed enough of a story right there.

Oh my god, that last sentence literally made me laugh so unexpectedly that I spit my yogurt on my keyboard.

Here is the article