I know that donor eggs aren't the point of this article, but I wish that fact was dealt with a bit more. I've had more than one friend say that so and so had a baby her late 40s so they have plenty of time. No, not necessarily. Most of the time, fertility declines as you age despite what you read about celebs. Sure it…

Yep. Right there with you.

Snuff out the holy root. That sounds like a Christian euphemism for sex.

Sweet baby Jeebus! I want to look away but I can't.

That's easy- the ones with the blinking eyes plot your death while you sleep.

This is perfect.

You are not alone. Let's think of it as incredibly resourceful rather than sad.

Is it awkward if I declare my love for you based on a comment?

Thank you! I was wondering the same thing. More details needed.

Me too! I loved me some Johnette Napolitano.

This isn't real. Like I refuse to believe there is a world in which this writing and these pictures exist. Is that a fucking Victrola? What is happening with his "pants"? Maybe she left you because you don't understand pants, dude.

It was one super 9-pounder in there. I'm short waisted so all she could do was go out. I think that was a freak moment of normal feet.

My pregnancy photos were totally free but my photog was fabulous. "Oh, that filing cabinet really frames things well. I got the binders too. Now let's try another shot with some bricks, an exterior cable wire, and a hose."

I saw Shouting Intercourse during their '96 tour, back before they were famous.

You just gave me a flashback. College boyfriend and I have a fun, drunken night out of town that ends with us back in our hotel and him going down on me. I woke up and went to roll onto my back when I realized that I was stuck to the sheets. At first I couldn't figure out what the heck was happening and then I…

I have no idea why, but the phrase "really, really gently dry humping" amuses me greatly.

I don't know if this is technically awkward but I was 18 and a freshman in college and I really wanted to lose my virginity. So over Easter break (Jesuit college- that time was to be spent with God), I hooked up with a guy I had been seeing off and on who was a senior in high school. We hadn't gone to far in the…

It would be easier to document the number of times I actually did have sex- five times in the last three years. And I'm married. And it's not my choice.

Even if they are attractive, they're still weird. I can only see them as a hand on the end of a leg.

This is the truth. My first bunny was awesome. She loved to spend time with me, and particularly enjoyed lying on my stomach on the couch while I watched tv. The only bad part was when she would take a giant bunny hop in excitement and land on my stomach. I thought that's how bunnies were until I got a second one. The…