Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

One team was just Tiger Williams skating around Canada looking for people to punch.

1. Read Lifehacker until pace reaches 7:00

If that’s the series, I will root for San Andreas.

the Capitals never woke up, and their offseason came earlier than they expected once again

Jules:. Does he look like a fish?

That is pornographic.

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

[flying circular saw disc comes out and slices my head clean off]

So if you complete a marathon at 8:30 mile pace, you jogged a marathon? Because that sounds stupid.

Making curry chicken? Well, little Xanthus has dumped all of your curry on the floor and smeared your cooking oil on his bare chest. Good luck, asshole.

ALSO: I have to think that owning a freestanding Golden Teearcade game would be one of the biggest perks of being a rich person.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

26 conversions in A.D. 46!

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Wait for it.

Goats will eat almost anything

Are you the guy who wrote the “what to do while unemployed” letter?