This is why I will always be a renter.

No Cochese.

And that’s just counting the variants on Tatooine Luke.

You dumb bastard. Its not a schooner. It’s a sailboat!

I’ve been fucking with the hand for about 30 years and my forearm is indeed pretty badass.

Or maybe you’re like me and fill it out clockwise because you’re left-handed and don’t want to smudge.