Honestly, this conversation has me convinced I’d watch a reality show based on the premise.

Eevee peasy.

Votto still should've caught it, the guy didn't touch it, it hit his glove. Regardless the dude should've known better but Votto should've caught it. Quit being a bitch.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Let’s see that from a different angle so we can check to see if the fan is wearing a shit Skyline-eating grin.

I feel like it’s almost a Family Guy chicken scenario.

And after a year, you’re the guy who fought an ostrich for a year.
A horrific, terrifying year.

THAT IS A FLAIL, NOT A MACE. FLAILS HAVE CHAINS, MACES DO NOT.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

I hope that Skip’s first guest is 2016 Presidential candidate Giant Meteor.

Lucky you! I have yet to see a Growlithe or Doduo. Those are mythical! Around here, it’s all Weedle, Caterpie, Rattata, Pidgey, Venonat, and Eevee.

I used to eat a 90 pack of Totino’s Pizza Rolls (pepperoni or fuck you) in about 2-3 days. I still do, but I used to, too.

Wait, right out of the box? You don’t cook it?

You’ve won three titles in five years.

“Hey, nose, I know how you feel.” -Matt Holliday’s penis

Is it just me, or was Carney Lansford 45 years old throughout his entire MLB career?

Ah, After Shock. The father of Fireball.

I wash my hands in the shower, but only AFTER (this is key) I soap my butt crack.

My GAWD, that’s Paul Clement’s music playing!