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“Hey, nose, I know how you feel.” -Matt Holliday’s penis

Is it just me, or was Carney Lansford 45 years old throughout his entire MLB career?

Ah, After Shock. The father of Fireball.

I wash my hands in the shower, but only AFTER (this is key) I soap my butt crack.

I was the same way. Every time I said “You don’t like it? You do it” an invisible mark went on an invisible chalkboard. Now I’m divorced.

“fibre” Canadian or typo?

My GAWD, that’s Paul Clement’s music playing!

The little league dugout was good enough for Stacy, freshman at Ridgemont High, to lose her virginity.

Ugh. So Messi.

How about a little respect for the military prowess of Michigan? I present my case:

Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.

Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

EVERYONE IS ON THE FIELD NOW! BRAIN, WE GOTTA GET SECURITY DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK ON NITRO, WE’RE OUT OF TIME, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Prolly just me, but I’ve always thought Tirico is just boring as shit. He’s not bad enough to hate on like Chris Berman or Joe Morgan, he’s just a mediocre voice. His “championship calls” lack any charisma whatsoever. There’s no “Do you believe in miracles?” or “I don’t believe what I just saw” in his highlight reel,

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

I know it is a different time, but I think what is said on the ice, should stay on the ice. Should he have chosen a different word? Sure, but honestly it doesn’t matter at all. Too many sensitivity meters are running at 99%. A hockey rink is not your cubicle.