Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

If Harper is looking to pay homage to the Nationals 2015 season, I think I know what it is...

that’s Flint. Different city about 80 miles away.

Flint and Detroit are not the same city.

I can’t wait to watch shitty Thursday night games while reading shitty racist tweets.

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

“I use a cudgel, or a large stick, or possibly a golf club. Bitch learn her place when she get iron in the face.”