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he rushed her to the hospital.

Do the pats do this? Or do they just cut them wordlessly and suck up the lost money? I'm honestly asking - not that familiar with the specifics of any particular team's fuckery, just general fuckery that I see emanating from the league a whole.

Quick question: I know it's not cool anymore to hate on soccer simply because I'm an American. But do I have an excuse as a Black American?

Is there a middle ground on the ARod issue? Can he be a lying cheater who deserved the punishment he received while still being the victim of the MLB/Yankee/MLBPA collusion to destroy the guy to save face with the media, get some viewers back, and save a few bucks?

A decent apology, but dude - that is who you are.

There's a singer?

Did you steal that comment, or is it yours? Because it's amazing.

Probably the first time I've seen a mom get into a teen beef without having to turn the private browser on

This Lil B shit is fucking ridiculous. He's a joke. It'd be like if Weird Al called out Jordan in the 90s, only if he made his goofy songs unironically and actually claimed to be better than MJ at basketball. Please go away, Lil B.

Durant's statement to the media is the same exact talk he gave to the Thunder coaching staff just last week.

The living and sole justification for the existence of the Orlando Magic

You leave my fantasies about the Japanese Women's World Cup team out of this.

Kinda have to wonder what the reaction to an article like this would be were it a 42 year old man banging 19 year-old athletes.

Dolan's use of "tit for tat" caused a lot of confusion for JR Smith during his tenure with the team.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

FIRST OF ALL, YOU THROWIN TOO MANY BIG NUMBAHS AT ME ERNEH AND BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM, IMA TAKE THEM AS DISRESPECT

exactly, road rage is meant perjoratively - this here is righteous anger.

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.