That HAS to be a travel.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

ma'am with all due respect you're being incredibly pedantic. If you have xx chromosomes, female reproductive parts I'll use female and woman synonymously. Furthermore I could be talking about any range of female. Woman is defined as an adult human female. I could be talking about a 15 year old female, hence not a…

#actually UND and NDSU aren't real either. North Dakota is a figment of South Dakota's febrile imagination.

You're a fucking moron.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with YOU? Chill out.

Right, I just made up the concept of "physical attraction". Its not been a driving force in human nature for thousands of years or anything.

SI Executive 1: Whoa, that's one fat check!

Fatties to SI : SWIMSUIT ISSUE IS INSULTING AND OBJECTIFIES WOMEN-PLEASE INCLUDE US!

Oprah-ism #5,287: "ALL bodies are beautiful"

Even after the Beast Mode run against the Saints, I can't hate him.

...against the Colts. That doesn't mean shit. Jonas Gray put up 200 yards and 4 TDs against that same D.

That's every Thanksgiving at the Manning's.

had the results been available in time, NSAC chairman Daniel Aguilar would have canceled the fight

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Yes, Russell Westbrook's PER is at a career high this year, and I believe that PER stands for Player Inefficiency Rating, or something like that, so very good point there.

It's cool to both hate the NFL for its ridiculous rules and believe that Josh Gordon is unforgivably stupid, right?

Serge, dawg. He's the D'Artagnan.

when that doesn't work I go straight into ass eating comments.