The liquor store near where I grew up had Mortal Kombat and was closer than any other arcade establishment. We used to ride our bikes down there and play in front of their displays of tiny liquor bottles.
It was also adjacent to the cool video store with the best horror movie boxes and the adult films behind a curtain.…

True enough, but when it comes to the Tom Gores Detroit Pistons and anything Michigan Wolverines, a heavy, heavy amount of trolling is welcome and deserved.

This is the same math Trump uses for his net worth just adjusted to billions. When calculating for the IRS, the answer is 1 and when Forbes is asking him, the answer is 9. So following this logic, the true solution to the equation is -2 billion owed to Deutsche Bank. I hope that clears up the controversy. 

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

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Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Go fuck yourself.

The clientele that own these lack rationale or comprehension to begin with.

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

I think most players that played for Izzo love him.  Why? because although he looks like a lunatic he does care about his players and goes to bat for them.  I think some coaches are dicks to their players and don't care about them at all but Izzo cares about his players.  This article kind of misrepresents the…

Going to have to take Izzo’s side on this one. You don’t like that he yelled and point out that this is not office-appropriate behavor? Izzo doesn’t work in an office. His job is to get the best out of his players. This player took it and responded exactly how Izzo hoped he would. Nothing to see here.

No way Michigan state deserves to be in the same bracket as Duke. Should have been a 1 but if they had to be a 2 they should have been with Gonzaga. Its garbage. 

UNC as a 1 seed and Mich St a 2 seed is a joke. Same with Auburn as a 5 seed.

And if you had just paid him?

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

I know a lot of people think that paying the cost of a ticket entitles them to the right to scream whatever vile shit they want to at the opposing team, and I’m not saying those people are wrong, but I am saying they’re all assholes.

That’s Final Destination crap in real life.

Just because he’s married doesn’t necessarily mean he’s sleeping with anyone.