*The Eyes Have Hills

Why does he sound so pleased at the end when pointing out that she can’t get to school now?

Maybe not specifically THIS way, but she does deserve to be treated POORLY

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Mr. Margaret, I cannot actually tell if this is a real quote I forgot about or if it is made up. 

It feels like she should know if she’s writing an article about the subject. The host of Top Chef knew:

The fact that he has lips of skin is proof positive of his Newt Gingrich face transplant.

Publication that touts “without access” angle, wants access, doesn’t get access

Generous of Jezebel and Splinter to allow Deadspin to get in on the misleading hit piece game.

And then after watching “Popstar”, “The Bash Brothers Experience” should be next.

My ex-wife hates Andy Samberg. I’m not saying that’s why we’re divorced now, but I’m not NOT saying that either.

That movie is horribly underrated. Even being a huge Lonely Island fan, that movie really exceeded my already high expectations. Too bad it was marketed horribly and was more of a niche movie for its fans, rather than something everyone should see, although seriously, go watch Popstar. Its fucking great

Have you ever seen Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, The Lonely Island’s 2016 mockumentary about a very specific kind of post-Obama cultural success? It’s a good movie.

I’ve been fortunate enough to know some very rich people, even related to a couple. The vast majority have very restrained tastes. They have couches and clothes just like everyone, but the material, fit, & quality is way better than what you get at Target or Lay-z-boy. It looks similar, but a closer look or a touch…

That is one closure away from being a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lair.

I’m a Raps fan (I live less than an hour from Toronto so it’s kind of required, plus I played serious ball all through childhood), and even I (and most people around here) wish Drake would just GTFO. The guy is a complete goddamn joke. 

FAKE POOS!

Incorrect. This was a complete surprise out of nowhere. A+.