There’s an unoriginal Abbott and Costello routine in the debate between #24 and #27 I can’t quite formulate quickly enough to make it worth my time. 

Throw that toenail in a cauldron with some Eye of Newt and orange Gatorade and he'll see this hex go away real quick.

Ms. Shield’s admits it was someone on her team, and she also confirms she told someone on her team to do anything. “Anything” is a pretty broad demand, so I’m fairly certain she won’t be charged as an accessory.

Did you guys give Jamie Collazo the day off? I need that Collazo mix!

I’m relieved to see that Art Briles coaching high school football is only resulting in recruiting violations.  The broomsticks in the custodial closet are relieved, too.

Jim thinks a man can cut his way out of a whale? Jim definitely thinks that a whale is built like an Astro Van, and either you sit there and wait to die or you and your talking cricket pal get to slice’n.

Yeah. I know. That is nothing.

No Orange Cassidy in the initial AEW broadcast: Is this a trump card they are holding for later or a card they don’t want to play unless they feel it’s needed?

I’m a Lions fan. I know the Bills aren’t playing the Lions this week because the Lions are on the bye. So who did Drew confuse with the Lions?

This dude has a spank folder dedicated to his wife?

“Gaslighting" is lying while wearing a fedora.

Magic 100% agrees.

The refs knew it. They followed that by throwing every flag they could find at the Lions to save the Eagles. It almost worked. 

Harbaugh is an embarrassment, a fraud, and he'll never lose his job.  He's the Trump of college football.

In full Remember Some Guys mode; There was some dude named Billy Wirth. I remember being like 9 years old, watching with my friends, and this little wiry guy gave the gladiators fits for at least 3 episodes. For a short period of time, this rando had a group of kids on the other side of the country saying “Awesome!…

Yes! You have Andrew Luck and Le’Veon Bell alongside Antonio Brown and Aaron Hernandez, and I love it.

Congrats to Drew Brees on coming out of the closet in a couple decades.

And why do they call them “dreadlocks”? Is the coach scared of his hair?

Sheriff Scorpion: I better go check out this Grasshopper Mouse character.