That’s horrible. The only reason the monkeys even agreed to work with Harlow in the first place is because they heard he was bananas.

Yeah sorry nope. I don’t buy Steam games anymore, but if I did, approving shit like this would be enough to put me over the edge to stop doing it. Get your pseudo-Libertarian fake sociopath bullshit out of here you creepy freaks. Anyone who had a hand in making this game should have it follow them around like a…

Diana is a beautiful lady, and...a talented nice podcast guest.

That man is, you guessed it,

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

I like the picture being used; it looks like the Trojan logo is speaking at a news conference.

Here’s the template for events like this:

I once went to a second cousin’s senior-year cheerleading awards thing because that’s what was happening the day we were passing through town. I don’t remember the name of her award, but it was in honor of her housing an entire large pizza by herself in one sitting.

Will just bring you up from the greys so everyone else here can see what mental illness truly looks like.

There are worse people than someone who says “I don’t like Game of Thrones.” It’s the ones that say “I read all the books, but don’t watch the show because you miss so much!”

“I’m going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you were going into the women’s locker room while they were changing to microwave a Hot Pocket. Is that correct?” 

I was at this game last night and this flick over Horford happened right in front of me and...it was pretty goddamn thrilling in person, I will tell you that.

So his friends in skating can keep saying the charges were never proven. Super fucking great.

I see Coughlin used the ol’ Aaron Hernandez defense.

They will get 0% of the zero top flight free agents they already weren’t getting. How will they recover?

She got the recipe from a nice fellow named Jame Gumb, in exchange for a promise to introduce him to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

if original Reggie was the straw that stirs the drink, this Reggie is the turd that clogs the toilet

Until the team owners (Both owners during his time) told him that he could not, under any circumstances, tear the team down and rebuild, Joey was actually really fucking good at the job. Yes, Darko was a huge mistake, but he turned a leaving anyway Grant Hill into Ben Wallace and Chucky Atkins, turned basically…

Because A) it’s kinda funny to mock a dude who lays on a massage table and open mouth kisses his kid when he asks to play video games and pretty not funny that a guy hits his kids balls with a switch and B) Since the original Peterson suspension he’s had one decent season and the remainder were completely forgettable,…

If this was a reaction to the anthem protest, then why didn’t the little Kavanaughs-in-training bring an AMERICAN flag? But I suspect you and your reasonable-sounding, single-comment burner account know exactly why they brought a Trump flag, don’t you?