The entire problem is that these “people,” if we can even call them that, aren’t good-faith actors in any of this, so even interacting with them in any way is a win for them. They aren’t interested in debate, only exposure - a larger platform from which to foment doublethink. We can “dunk on” them all day long, and it…

Chug a Beer, Kick Your Opponent In the Balls - sport

Mono-eyebrow.

Hey, we also had Jason Hanson...
(cue sad trombone)

Honest question, what’s your site’s bag against Bill Simmons? I mean, yeah there’s the whole “insufferable Boston fan” schtick, but is a dude-bro who just talks to his famous friends on a podcast really worthy of the kind of vitriol that Deadspin tends to throw at him? I just don’t get it.

I appreciate you taking the bullet for me.  I generally don’t listen to any podcasts, but if there’s a stupid album you’d want me to endure as punishment, I’m up for the challenge.

You created this account today and have so far only used it to comment on this article to insult Deadspin commenters as a whole, which, I assure you, is pointless. We all know we’re pathetic. But you have, against all odds, proven yourself to be even more pathetic than the rest of us!

Hey man, you gotta get those issue spotting points...it was an assault first, and THEN a battery.... should we do an IRAC exercise?

How’s Torts going this semester?

Uncle Tomahawk ...

Dipshit.

“Jesus Christ, these kids are animals...”

This costume makes my eyes rain.

That has your moms HIV blood layered on it.

I’ll never understand what sort of catharsis folks are hoping to achieve by punishing a bunch of people who had nothing to do with an unrelated tragedy.

You know Mike Judge was disappointed to learn this was already a thing, since it would have fit right into Office Space.

This story is so, so sad to me.

With a photo ID in hand. 

Pictured: Michael Jordan backs away from lint roller.

Go around? Swim move? There’s lots of options.