I liked it too....but NBA Jam cancelled it forever.

My best friend and I (both 8 years old at the time) use to save our lunch money to walk a block down the road after school to play DD in a 7-11.

Essentially, every game is winnable if you calculate your moves. Free Cell is more puzzle than game. Solitaire provides such few options on moves and you’re at the mercy of the deck.

Logic is a skill.

Solitaire is luck. Free Cell is a skill.

Does “I’ll take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again” count as a sexual threat?

I was waiting for the nod but it never came. Usually he'll give it a callback, but being that it was back-to-back letters and he laid it on pretty thick, you're probably right.

I felt a bit bad for Drew until he told the next guy to cram Cheetos before his pizza rolls are optimal.

Portland up 9 with 3 min left in the 3rd.

Igor is better as an assistant.

I'd like to ask 9 year old me to pause Ninja Gaiden on the NES for a sec so I could show him this.

I will not stop till a white surrender flag comes out.

How many dudes on motorcycles does it take to destroy an oversized truck than never hauls anything but an American flag in a demolition derby?

Great f'n save!

I’d put beer, camping gear, and video games on there, but I’m not certain Guy’s a “guy’s guy”.

If I’m Kraft, I’d want to gag Rubin with something.

Michigan State hired the US Women's Gymnastics team's evil doctor, and Tom Izzo is a big meanie, so people looking to hate can go there.

Eat shit, fag

When you consider that Deadspin’s last few posts related to Michigan State have been posted by ex-Ann Arbor students it makes more sense.

That is definitely being applied to super soldiers in the future.