I liked it too....but NBA Jam cancelled it forever.

My best friend and I (both 8 years old at the time) use to save our lunch money to walk a block down the road after school to play DD in a 7-11.

Does “I’ll take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again” count as a sexual threat?

I was waiting for the nod but it never came. Usually he'll give it a callback, but being that it was back-to-back letters and he laid it on pretty thick, you're probably right.

I felt a bit bad for Drew until he told the next guy to cram Cheetos before his pizza rolls are optimal.

Portland up 9 with 3 min left in the 3rd.

Igor is better as an assistant.

I'd like to ask 9 year old me to pause Ninja Gaiden on the NES for a sec so I could show him this.

I will not stop till a white surrender flag comes out.

How many dudes on motorcycles does it take to destroy an oversized truck than never hauls anything but an American flag in a demolition derby?

Great f'n save!

I’d put beer, camping gear, and video games on there, but I’m not certain Guy’s a “guy’s guy”.

If I’m Kraft, I’d want to gag Rubin with something.

Michigan State hired the US Women's Gymnastics team's evil doctor, and Tom Izzo is a big meanie, so people looking to hate can go there.

Eat shit, fag

When you consider that Deadspin’s last few posts related to Michigan State have been posted by ex-Ann Arbor students it makes more sense.

I gave this a quick perusal to see if anyone complained about me.

Pops Mensah-Bonsu

I can't remember Tyus Edney and not remember George Zidek. They're like Master Blaster, in my mind.

The writer should disclose what school he roots for, as he has on the Deadcast.