Gone are his days of hanging out in pubs saying "I am a bit of a celebrity" grabbing a happy hour menu and covering the top half of his head. "Now what do you think about that, Love"?

You’re entitled to your opinion, even if it is a very minority opinion.

He played guard. You understand the difference there, right?

“Come at me”?

Shitty social behavior from a bunch of fucking nerds? Wha?

Wow. You can skip the optometrist this year.

This is how former NFL WR Steve Smith would bat flip.....probably because he and Franco are identical cousins or some shit.

I’m not angry, I’m white and I despise most white people, but that explanation is not an explanation. Saying “It’s a joke” doesn’t fly when it wasn’t funny. If no one laughs it gets confusing. That’s “Kramer from Seinfeld” bombing, and that’s why people are upset.

I always assume wealthy are exactly like Spaulding Smails and Penelope (“...and she stepped on the ball”), Winthorp’s fiance from Trading Places, so I never have empathy for people in this situation.

Actually, that was Vincent Smith. No NFL for him but playing for the Wolverines is a worse fate than that hit.

I’ve always liked Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam.  I thought it was just me though.

If they Skype these meetings, Dodd won't get to experience the musk of the student-athlete. It's what got him into this business. It's why he gets up in the morning.

I was going to say the same thing. One hundred and three minutes is actually short.

Fuck. You are stupid.

I happen to know the answer to the question “What is proper anthem ettiquette?”. You wait till you get a sense that they’re going to do the anthem soon and go take a shit. I do it to remember those afflicted with IBS who have tragically shit their pants, but you can choose your own cause. And I never flush. I leave it…

Thanks for playing along. I was only trying to be first to the Fountain of Youth references.

I can't wait for the anti-Cardinals comments.

Thank you! Teenagers, by nature, say awkward and weird shit, not hateful things. At best, Hader had a racist upbringing that influenced what he believed at 17 and he’s since outgrown it. Someone should talk to his father, see where he stands on things.

The crowd should have been chanting "We have black friends! We have black friends!"