My favorite NES game ever. I got it for my 10th birthday....depressing reminder that I'm coming up on a milestone myself.

The problem with that is no one wants to hear original songs. In a singing competition, doing nothing but covers works because hitting notes and playing an instrument is tougher than rapping, from a technical stand point.

Actually, the definition is that music contains rhythm, harmony, OR melody not AND, as you put it.

The problem is too many dudes want to be rappers but don’t know how to be rappers, so when someone tells them they can just pay to be a rapper they’re apt to take the bait.

Can we crowd-source a payment to Grayson Allen to play some pick-up with this guy?

“Oh, sure. The Colonel gets his racist behavior covered up because he makes their favorite food.”, says Schnatter, probably.

Would you like a cop as a referee? Would you the cops sitting in the trees? Would you like a cop in your house? Would you like a cop in a woman’s blouse?

Pfft

Smart by him. Spend a year keeping the body fresh, theoretically extend his shelf life, come back the following year with more suitors than one. Let the bidding begin.

“You know who Pogba reminded me of? Marcus Smart. Like, “good Marcus Smart". And Mbappe is clearly Tatum.....”, the next BS Podcast.

A perfectly normal football score. Going for a 2 point conversion was a bit much though.

The bar is literally trying to provide men with drunk women....isn't that problematic enough?

You run their kids out there too, call it a “reunion” and everybody wins.

Pussy Riot on the pitch? Is Neymar out there rolling around again?

Don’t underestimate spider monkeys; some of them are leaving comments. They’re in the grays, but still impressive for a sub-human species.

If the head coach looks like a giant rat, that kind of makes all of his players gym rats. Or ninja turtles.

Chris Hardwick sucks. Always has. I hope I never have to hear his phony laugh and disingenuous praise ever again.

“Well I was just talking the way that the Colonel talks.”

I’ve been binge-watching Hannibal. My first thought when reading the headline was “Hey, that’s a good one to serve up". 

Yikes. Get some help.