“Oh, sure. The Colonel gets his racist behavior covered up because he makes their favorite food.”, says Schnatter, probably.

Would you like a cop as a referee? Would you the cops sitting in the trees? Would you like a cop in your house? Would you like a cop in a woman’s blouse?

Pfft

Smart by him. Spend a year keeping the body fresh, theoretically extend his shelf life, come back the following year with more suitors than one. Let the bidding begin.

“You know who Pogba reminded me of? Marcus Smart. Like, “good Marcus Smart". And Mbappe is clearly Tatum.....”, the next BS Podcast.

A perfectly normal football score. Going for a 2 point conversion was a bit much though.

The bar is literally trying to provide men with drunk women....isn't that problematic enough?

You run their kids out there too, call it a “reunion” and everybody wins.

Pussy Riot on the pitch? Is Neymar out there rolling around again?

Don’t underestimate spider monkeys; some of them are leaving comments. They’re in the grays, but still impressive for a sub-human species.

If the head coach looks like a giant rat, that kind of makes all of his players gym rats. Or ninja turtles.

“Well I was just talking the way that the Colonel talks.”

I’ve been binge-watching Hannibal. My first thought when reading the headline was “Hey, that’s a good one to serve up". 

Yikes. Get some help.

That was a typo, right? You meant 5'9", 150?

Nice to know that there are people in other countries that would almost certainly vote for Trump to their own detriment.

It’s a different game with the Pats. You feel with your mouth and the object is always Belichick’s cock. If you complain, you're gone, unless you are Tawmy Brady. He is allowed to substitute his own cock in the box.

This was his night. He got to go out dressed in his little outfit with his peers, believing he would get a hero’s welcome and a blowjob.

I obviously don’t have all the details of the situation, and I’m certainly not throwing his mom under the bus, but this is another example of why you must have real discussions about a person’s well being, for their sake. If you have friends and family, a text message or Facebook interaction isn’t enough. A real voice…

His head is business on top, Tea Party on the bottom.