The guy responsible for naming iterations of the Street Fighter 2 franchise also names the DUI levels in Arizona, apparently.

That you, Neymar?

Hmmmmm....Did Sheppard bone Gaffney's wife? An anagram for Lito Sheppard is “Harlots Piped”.

Why is he an irresponsible parent? Is he holding the baby too close to the grill?

I like the Felton resigning. When you can get that kind of price/lb on a point guard, you gotta buy. That’s just good value.

Tommorrow’s headline:

This guy stopped what he was doing in the middle of an HBO taping of Hard Knocks to watch two cockroaches fuck.

The comment section at Detroit Free Press article is shocking, until you consider who is in the White House. https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2018/06/28/detroit-tigers-chris-bosio-fired-daniel-stumpf-nickname-spider-monkey/744302002/

Just a straight-forward article about a WNBA game, huh? Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Right. Is he going to stick a needle in his eye, too?

Eat shit.

Can I get anything better than -1000 that it was a Trump zombie? Can I parlay it with Koko the monkey-potus’s only response being a “Thoughts and prayers. Sad.”?

Honorable mention: This very chill defender on the decisive corner kick.

Too bad for this coach. If this happens a few months later he'd still have a job because the new bizarro Supreme Court would have ruled racism to be protected speech under the 1st Amendment. Thanks, Justice Nugent!

If you need to cover something up, call a guy that can cover, I suppose.

Being a bandwagon fan is like wanting a steak well done with ketchup...it’s just not the way to fan.

She’s chasing Rick Moranis through the streets of Manhattan, one thing leads to another, and they give her a prestigious title.

“Landon is a cuck. We should be rooting for Russia. They support our President”

That looked super fake. The hit was just a tackle, no real impact. Between the runner dude and the whole “security team”, they looked like a bunch of nerds fucking around, trying to go viral. They may have been inspired by the BC Lions guy from earlier today on this very website.

I’m tempted to tweet the link to this thread at everyone that matters.